Bow Tie Quotes By Very Famous People That You May, Or May Not, Know:
“Tying a bow tie is just like tying a shoe.” – Dwight W. (No really, it is. Its like tying your shoe in the dark, with one hand, while drunk.)
“[The Bow tie is] my new thing! It makes me happy. It can definitely go a**hole, but it can also be a fabric smile.” – Drew B. (Fabric smile, I like that.)
“The most important thing to know about the bow tie is: don’t learn how to tie one 5 minutes before you have to wear it”. – Jared K.
“The bow tie is one of the few items that can be conservative but at the same time completely outrageous.” – anon
“Wearing a bow tie is a statement. Almost an act of defiance.” – Rick K.
“A bow tie is like a wrapped gift. If I wore one every day, it wouldn’t be a treat.”- anon
“What we used to say was whoever had the bow tie got to lead the band. There was never any jealousy.” – Pete F.
“Why don’t those bow ties have a perfect knot like mine?” – Dr. Dan S.
(Well, because yours is a clip-on)
“Never, wear a clip-on bow tie. Never admit you even know anyone who does.” – anon